:40:00
Does "nude beach" mean
we have to get naked, too?
:40:03
Of course.
:40:04
Do you think you can go an hour
:40:06
without your currency colostomy bag?
:40:08
As long as this thing has
our money and passports in it,
:40:11
it's not coming off, and
my trunks won't come off, either.
:40:15
Come on.
:40:16
You came all the way to Europe.
:40:18
Can't wimp out now.
:40:22
OK.
:40:24
All right, on the count of three.
:40:25
Here we go.
:40:27
3,2,1...
:40:28
Look at Jamie's penis!
:40:31
Very funny. Very funny.
:40:33
All right.
:40:36
Let the crazy European
sex odyssey begin.
:40:39
- Here we go.
- Really?
:40:40
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
:40:45
- Hello, ladies!
:40:54
- Ladies?
- Bitches?
:41:03
Eww! What a rip!
There's no nude girls here,
:41:06
Just guys like us
looking for nude girls.
:41:08
I don't understand.
:41:11
"Crans Sur Mer has one of the best
nude beaches on the continent.
:41:14
"However...
:41:18
"during the summer,
the European women
:41:21
"are chased away
by gawking male tourists,
:41:23
"so Europe's most nubile exhibitionists
head to the deserted beach
:41:27
"next to the Monument des Poissonieres."
:41:46
There's so many penises.
:41:49
Frommer's tried to tell you,
but you just didn't listen.
:41:52
This is the biggest
sausage fest on earth.
:41:54
It's the international house of sausage.
:41:57
Hey!