1:12:05
Si, I can tell.
How very, very sad.
1:12:10
Yes, it is.
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But if you are a tour,
where is your guide?
1:12:15
We've got a fantastic tour guide.
1:12:17
- Right here.
- What? No...
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The Vatican has been used
as a papal residence
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ever since the time
of Constantine the Great
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of the 5th century A.D.!
1:12:32
- Oh.
1:12:34
OK... um... if you'll
all follow me, please.
1:12:42
Have a very special day
1:12:44
for a very special little man.
1:12:49
OK.
1:12:52
I can't believe that guy let us in.
1:12:55
What a retard!
1:12:57
- Let's find Mieke.
- Scusate.
1:13:00
One of our English-speaking
tour guides has called in sick.
1:13:03
Could you please take
these peoples also?
1:13:08
- How big is Vatican City?
-. 5 square kilometers.
1:13:12
- Who built the colonnades?
- Gianlorenzo Bernini, 1656.
1:13:16
- Where are the bathrooms?
- Floors 2,6 and 7.
1:13:19
Next I'll take you to where the
College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
1:13:22
When this happens, white smoke
is sent up from the Vatican.
1:13:26
- Here's a fun fact...
- Mieke must be around here somewhere.
1:13:29
Let's go.
1:13:39
Behind me is the appartamento papale,
1:13:42
or "papal apartment."
We're obviously not permitted.
1:13:46
Excuse me, miss. What is this?
1:13:49
That is the bell of San Marco.
1:13:51
When the pope dies,
the Cardinal Vicar of Rome
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rings this bell to notify
the people of Rome.
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Next we will view the Sistine Chapel.
Follow me, please.