1:15:00
Oh, you took
the Lord's name in vain!
1:15:03
Only I can forgive
you now, my son.
1:15:06
Take that fudging thing off!
1:15:07
The pope breaks an open-field tackle.
1:15:10
It's a Hail Mary,
he catches at the 40...
1:15:12
the 30, the 20, the 10...
1:15:15
touchdown, Pope!
1:15:18
The pope makes a two-point conversion.
1:15:21
And oh, my Lord!
It's the Pope, eight,
1:15:23
and the heathens, nothing!
1:15:28
How's you, sucka?
1:15:32
Cooper, the hat! The hat!
1:15:34
The hat is on fire!
1:15:36
" We don't need no water
let the m... "
1:15:38
I'm not kidding! Look!
1:15:40
Oh, holy shit!
1:15:43
I don't want this!
1:15:44
Fireplace! Fireplace!
Go, go!
1:15:48
Whoa!
1:15:57
White smoke!
1:16:00
They've elected the new pope!
1:16:05
I'm coming to you live
from Vatican Square
1:16:08
where the College of Cardinals,
in a surprise move,
1:16:10
has just elected a new pope.
The crowd is very excited.
1:16:15
This is so strange.
1:16:17
Usually they wait 15 days
to elect a new pope.
1:16:21
We could be seeing
history in the making!
1:16:23
We could be seeing an arrest
in the making.
1:16:33
There she is. Mieke!
1:16:38
Hey! Stupid curtain!
1:16:41
Let me out!
1:16:46
Mieke!
1:16:48
It's the new pope!