1:25:01
I'm not sure I'm going pre-med.
1:25:03
I'm thinking about majoring in German.
1:25:05
German? I've got a better idea.
1:25:07
Why don't you major
in not being such a woman?
1:25:09
So, how's Jenny?
1:25:11
Jenny... Jenny who?
1:25:13
I know a lot of ladies
named Jenny, they're all...
1:25:16
Ow!
1:25:19
Hey, Scotty, what's up?
1:25:20
Hi, Jenny!
1:25:22
How's Jamie doing with Frommer?
1:25:24
Oh, no.
1:25:29
Hold on.
1:25:31
Come here, robot!
1:25:33
Cooper, not again!
1:25:37
Hold on, this could be
my new roommate.
1:25:45
What's the freak look like?
1:25:47
Is he a dork or is he cool?
Better not be cooler than me.
1:25:51
Is he bigger than me?
1:25:53
I just got your last email.
What are you doing here?
1:25:56
Going to college.
1:25:58
You're going to college here?
1:26:02
- What dorm?
- This one.
1:26:04
Room 214.
1:26:09
How is this possible?
1:26:11
I guess they thought I was a guy.
1:26:15
Now who would be dumb enough
to make a mistake like that?
1:26:27
Do I hear kissing?
1:26:29
Are you making out with
your new roommate, Scotty?
1:26:35
Scotty?
1:26:37
Scotty? Scotty!
1:26:40
" Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me "
1:26:43
This happy ending is bullshit.
1:26:45
When does the fairy get laid?
I'm outta here.
1:26:48
" Still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know "
1:26:51
" Oh, Scotty doesn't know "
1:26:55
- Catchy tune.
- Fuckin'-a, man.