Fat Albert
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:15:01
Hello.
:15:06
Nice clothes.
Name's Darren.

:15:13
- What's that on your head?
- It's my hat.

:15:16
- Why don't you take it off?
- I have no face.

:15:20
- Right.
- Answer questions one, four, seven and nine.

:15:26
- What's with that guy? - I ba do badoby,
but myba nameba iba M-Mushmouth.

:15:31
And you?
:15:33
And now why don't we begin by having
your friends introduce themselves?

:15:37
Oh, all right.
Well, I'm Fat Albert.

:15:42
- Doris says you're visiting.
Where is it that you live? - North Philly.

:15:45
What? Was that funny?
:15:47
Yes. It is.
:15:49
Considering the fact that
you're in North Philadelphia...

:15:52
and therefore are visiting North
Philadelphia from North Philadelphia.

:15:58
Is there something more
you want to say, Albert?

:16:01
Oh, uh, yes. We're here
because Doris has a problem.

:16:06
- Oh, God.
- Yes, she doesn't have any friends.

:16:09
So we came here to tell everybody
to be her friend.

:16:11
That's very nice.
:16:16
All right, kids. Power up.
:16:19
Log on and access the Internet.
:16:22
- Yes. Can I help you?
- Uh, what is this?

:16:26
Uh, why don't we put those down?
:16:29
Two more laps.
:16:43
Well, that was one of the more
humiliating experiences of my life.

:16:46
Look, I don't have friends
because I don't want friends.

:16:49
So if you guys would stop trying to help
me, I would greatly appreciate it.

:16:53
Hey, hey, hey!
You run track?

:16:56
Yeah, I do. My grandpa used to
run track for Temple.

:16:59
It was important to him,
so I run.


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