:47:02
And don't draw on my parents.
:47:04
It's not nice.
:47:10
##[Woman Singing Hip-hop ]
:47:12
## [Fades ]
:47:15
- Oh, my God.
- [DoorSlams ]
:47:19
- [Whistle Blows ]
- [ Cheerleaders, Indistinct ]
:47:20
- [ Whistle Blows ]
- [ Cheerleaders, Indistinct ]
:47:25
You real ly shouldn't sleep
in that position.
:47:27
It's bad for your neck.
:47:31
I deserve it.
:47:33
I'm the devil. See?
:47:37
Oh, you are.
:47:40
I wouldn't wanna be friends
with me either. Mm-mmm.
:47:42
Reduced security or not.
:47:46
I just have to face it.
My life will never be normal.
:47:49
And what exactly
is so bad about that?
:47:55
The last time I had privacy
I was in utero.
:47:58
[ Snickers ] Imagine what it's like to have
yourwhole life picked out foryou.
:48:04
Imagine... never being alone
and always feeling lonely.
:48:11
All I everwanted
was to get mykey...
:48:13
get in a beat-up little Volkswagen,
and drive offto college.
:48:16
You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid,
completely devoid of gratitude.
:48:22
Actually, I think I completely understand
what you're going through.
:48:25
- You do?
- This one time,
I won the class spelling bee.
:48:29
I couldn't get from point "A "to point "B"
without people watching my every move.
:48:33
I had to avoid the press,
the paparazzi.
:48:35
And the women.
My God, the women, Sam.
:48:39
The number of training bras
that were left in my locker...
:48:41
could fill the support needs
of an entire country.
:48:44
So, listen, about last night.
:48:48
You're my R.A.
It's forbidden.
:48:51
I get it.
:48:53
It's actually not just the R.A. thing.
:48:55
Oh, the otherthing.
:48:59
Most guys have to deal
with meeting the dad.