Garden State

You have to
pay your dues.

I worked in the stables
and helped in the kitchen.

When I started,
he was making the coleslaw.

It hasn't been the same
since you got knighted.

But I really
just stirred it.

Don't be modest.
Mr. Modesty won
the joust last night.

- Congratulations.
- It's not that big a deal. It's fixed.

What was it that happened
to you in high school?

You had a thing.
I forgot what it was.

- He got the shit kicked out of him.
- No, he didn't.

How do you know? He got the shit
kicked out of him by Tyrell Freedmen.

- I fucked him up too.
- He knocked your teeth out.

He only chipped one tooth.
So, uh, w-what are you
up to now, Mark?

You're digging graves?
Mark's getting into
real estate.

- Tim can speak Klingon.
- What?

- No, I can't.
- Yes, you can.

- What the fuck is Klingon?
- Like the Star Trek guys?

- Yeah, he can speak their language.
- No, she's kidding.

No, I'm not.
Why are you being shy?

- Yeah, don't be shy, Tim.
- It's just... It's made-up.

This guy who plays the wizard
at work is a Trekkie. I don't...

- Don't be shy. Tell them
what you said to me last night.
- No.

Say what you said
to her last night.

You gotta be kidding me.
It means, "I like to
mate after battle."

- That's not what I said.
- Yeah.

No. No. That wasn't
the one I said.

This one means,
"Kill Kirk"...

and also "Hallelujah,"
depending on the context.

You must have got it
confused with, uh...

- Honey, that is good.
- You know what that means, Tim?

Well, I do. It means,
"Get the fuck out of my house...

before I chop
your fucking head off."

Mark, he's a knight.