:10:01
Yes, Miss Girl, you are, because
the bamboo sticks are tired.
:10:04
And your trophies are rolling
over into Miss Debra's area...
:10:06
and you know she don't have any.
:10:08
OK, you zip it.
:10:09
And you need
to get to work on time.
:10:12
Cuttin' Up
opens at 10:00, OK?
:10:14
Oh, Miss Debra. I won't lie
to you, girl. I overslept.
:10:17
And I didn't get breakfast.
OK? Ha ha ha!
:10:20
Hey, Betty. Hey, Sharina.
Prom do, right, baby?
:10:23
Yeah, and you know what,
Peaches?
:10:24
We want to make sure
she gets an elegant chignon.
:10:26
Come on, baby.
:10:27
I don't know even know
what a chignon is.
:10:30
It's the finest
piece of meat you can get.
:10:32
What?
:10:33
It come in a big, long tube...
:10:35
You stupid...
that's "mignon. "
:10:36
Oh, OK.
:10:37
What you want, baby?
I got the Halle, the Janet...
:10:40
the Ashanti, the Beyoncé...
:10:42
and if your funds are tight,
the Badu.
:10:44
Ashanti, that's my girl.
I love her.
:10:46
Oh, yeah. You're gonna
look real good in that.
:10:47
Hi, welcome to Cuttin' Up.
I'm Pierre. How can I help you?
:10:50
I'm looking for
Patrice Elaine Whitaker.
:10:51
Um... can you... can you
excuse me a minute, baby?
:10:54
I can take care of it.
:10:56
Uh, Debra.
I need you to cover for me.
:10:59
Fill in the hole...
:11:00
I will not.
:11:01
You got one in the chair
and three waiting.
:11:03
You can forget it.
:11:04
Cover for me.
:11:06
I said no. And if you even think
about leaving this shop...
:11:09
you ain't got to worry
about coming back.
:11:11
I'm Agent Scott,
Internal Revenue Service.
:11:13
Ooh!
:11:14
Um... did I say "Pierre"?
:11:15
My name is Pedro.
I don't even work here.
:11:17
Pedro. P-e-d-r-o.
Pedro. No habla inglés.
:11:21
Pierre, where is she?
:11:24
Um... she sits there.
:11:27
That's all her shit.
The trophies...
:11:28
We've got a runner!
:11:30
Oh!
:11:32
Oh!
:11:34
Hey, hey, hey!
:11:35
What's the rush, Miss Whitaker?
:11:37
Well, I always run like this...
:11:38
when a big black man
with one good eye...
:11:40
and a little white man
in a cheap suit...
:11:42
come to this part of town.
:11:43
Sister, you owe the government
$92,000 worth of back taxes!
:11:46
Baby, that's impossible.
:11:47
I ain't never even
made $92,000.
:11:50
Miss Whitaker, we're gonna
put your butt in jail!
:11:52
Oh, lord! Wait, no, no.
I can't go to jail.
:11:54
Do you know what they do
to big girls in jail?
:11:56
They rubs up on 'em
and ties 'em up.
:11:58
Three or four of them
jump on me at one time.
:11:59
I don't want to go see R. Kelly.
Can you do something, brother?