Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:21:01
- All right.
- All right.

:21:03
My poetry's not lame.
It's really good.

:21:05
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- It's great.

:21:07
We're gonna eat before this gets cold.
:21:08
What you say we meet back
in our room in about 20 minutes?

:21:11
We're in room 109.
:21:13
109. Got it.
I'll see you ladies later, huh?

:21:16
Yes!
:21:17
109. We'll see
you ladies later. Yes!

:21:22
We're getting laid, bro.
:21:27
All right, I'll see you there, man.
:21:30
20... 20... 208?
:21:33
208. Yes! 208!
:21:36
Roldy, dude,
you gotta come quick.

:21:38
There's these two filthy pussies
just aching to get boned by us.

:21:43
I mean, there are these two
very lovely young pussies

:21:46
who would like to have
a chat with you and I.

:21:48
Sorry. Harold's coming with us.
:21:50
That's bullshit. He's coming with me.
Isn't that right, Roldy?

:21:54
- Let's go to the party.
- No, no, no. Fuck that.

:21:55
Here. This is Harold's understudy.
You can do whatever you want.

:21:58
Roldy, let's go.
:22:01
Sorry.
:22:02
I can't believe you were gonna
ditch me for the Joy Luck Club.

:22:04
You know what their parties are like.
:22:05
What do you want me to say?
I was under pressure.

:22:07
Just say no.
That's all it takes. Here.

:22:09
All right, take a hit of that.
:22:11
What's going on up there?
:22:12
Barracuda to Sparrow,
Barracuda to Sparrow.

:22:14
We got two high-fliers
on level three.

:22:21
I just wanna talk!
:22:26
Dude, in here, in here.
:22:27
Women!
:22:29
What if someone
finds us in here?

:22:30
Chill the fuck out. He's not gonna
look for us in the girls' bathroom.

:22:35
Shit! Come here.
:22:37
It worked on me. There's no reason
it shouldn't work on you.

:22:40
But your breasts look beautiful.
:22:42
I just want those
cute little ping-pong breasts.

:22:45
You know, that kind of go...
:22:49
Hurry up because I want
to go smoke weed

:22:51
with that dishy Indian guy.
:22:53
It's gonna be a few minutes.
:22:54
I'm about to have
the worst case of taco shits.

:22:58
Oh, God.

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