Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:31:00
- Dad, come on.
- Daddy is not coming on anything.

:31:04
You will be there,
and you will behave.

:31:06
I have put too much time
and energy into you

:31:10
to let you go
and fuck it all up!

:31:19
You're absolutely right.
I'm sorry, guys.

:31:22
Wow, I'm sorry.
:31:25
Sorry.
It won't happen again, okay?

:31:29
Good.
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I will speak with you tomorrow.
:31:32
- Bye, Harold.
- Bye.

:31:34
See ya.
:31:36
Wow, man.
:31:37
I guess you're going
to med school after all, eh?

:31:39
Fuck that, dude.
Like I care what my dad thinks.

:31:42
I can't wait to see
the look on his face

:31:43
when he finds out I didn't go
to my interview tomorrow.

:31:45
If he wants to cut me off, fine.
I don't need his money.

:31:47
I don't understand.
You just hugged him.

:31:50
Yeah, I just needed to get
my hands on this.

:31:53
Access card.
:31:55
Two words for you, bro...
medical marijuana.

:31:58
No.
:32:01
Oh, this is stolen.
:32:04
If we get caught,
you are taking the blame.

:32:06
This is not my idea.
:32:08
We're not gonna get caught, okay?
We're gonna go get baked

:32:10
and then go eat just like we planned.
Now, just calm down.

:32:12
- We gotta find the pharmacy.
- Dr. Patel!

:32:15
Thank God I found you.
We have an emergency.

:32:16
Nurses, I need these two doctors
scrubbed, gloved,

:32:19
and ready for the O.R. Stat!
:32:21
- What the hell is going on?
- He probably thinks I'm my brother.

:32:24
Just don't worry about it.
Leave the talking to me.

:32:26
It's a godforsaken bloodbath.
:32:28
The patient was brought in
by EMS five minutes ago.

:32:31
As you can see, we have
three horrific gunshot wounds.

:32:33
It's a good thing
I found you two.

:32:34
All the other surgeons
are working on other patients.

:32:36
No, there's been a mistake.
:32:37
What Dr. Lee is trying to say
is that we need to sedate the patient...

:32:40
...or he could go into cardiac arrest.
- All right, I'll get the anesthesiologist.

:32:43
Hang on a second, nurse. What we
should probably use is marijuana.

:32:45
That'll sufficiently
sedate the patient for surgery.

:32:53
Marijuana?
:32:55
But why?
:32:56
We don't have time for questions.
:32:58
We need marijuana now,
as much of it as possible!


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