I Heart Huckabees

No, ma'am, I'm not a member,
but I am a local firefighter.

He's a great firefighter
and exactly who we want on our side.

I don't know who these men are.
They're not members of our coalition.

They're working on the benefit.
They're bringing a lot of support for our cause.

- Conflict is an illusion.
- Shut up, Brad.

Hey, Albert, that's not
the way a director behaves.

Why are you guys wasting all
your time fighting each other?

I mean, come on. Serious.
Put the egos aside for a second, guys, please.

Deal with this issues, okay. We have a deadly
petroleum situation, not to mention--

- [ Group Booing, Hissing ]
- Shut up! Shut--

- [ Mouths Words ]
- Cystic Fibrosis. Civil war in Africa.

Toxic fish. You have children
in your own community going to prison.

Father Flavin doesn't have
the money to help them.

Ma'am, listen to me.
This is exactly the unfocused,
idealistic approach...

- by Mr. Markovski that's killing us dead.
- [ Applause ]

Killing us dead.
Our mission has nothing to do...

with this nut's
petroleum fixation.

- What did you just call me?
- Cystic toxic what?

America wants to drive cars, right?
I have a B.M.W. S.U.V.

And I like driving it.
I'm sorry.

Excuse me. You got to give me
a chance, all right?

- This is my meeting. I'm the director.
- We gave you a chance.

- You're out of the charter.
- He can't be out of the charter. He is the charter.

- I wrote it.
- Marty, call security. I think you should call--

- I move to vote.
- Second!

All in favor of Brad becoming
the new leader of the coalition, say aye.

- [ Group ] Aye.!
- Hey, come on.

- That's bullshit.
- Congratulations.

Be strong. Be strong 'cause
you're going to be back.

Don't worry about those people.
They don't appreciate you.

Albert, what happened
in there is reality.

It's cruelty and it's chaos. The detectives
are wrong. What were you trying to do?

You were trying to do a good thing, right?
Well, look what happened.

I'm going to the other side, Albert.
I seriously suggest...

you consider coming with me...
as my other.