I Heart Huckabees
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- We'd like to discuss--
- We'd like to discuss--

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- Okay. What are you doing?
- Okay. What are you doing?

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- What are you doing?
- [ Chuckling ] I'm jokin' around, guys.

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But seriously, I want to quit
the process with you.

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Nothing personal. I appreciate
what you've done for me, but I'm over it.

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- You can't quit until the case is over.
- Ah, I can fire you.

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- No, you can't.
- No, you can't.

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- Sure I can.
- No, you can't.

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Paragraph 201 .
''Neither client nor detective...

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''may terminate case prior to resolution
as defined by paragraph 31 4, subclause 'D'...

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- which states--''
- That's not binding.

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- Oh, it's binding.
- I'll find a lawyer.

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- Oh?
- Or maybe even go to the FBI. How about that?

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- Go ahead.
- Oh, I will. I'm not kidding.

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No, Brad, this is how it works.
You go to the police.

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You-- You tell them
that you went to the existential detectives.

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They ask why.
You say, 'For personal reasons. '

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Or, maybe you wanted to
work the politics at your corporation...

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- by rattling Albert Markovski.
- I never told you that.

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- Well, give us a little credit.
- The police go to Huckabees.

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They talk to them.
The board learns that rising star, Brad Stand...

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has weird existential issues.
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- Or he fakes them.
- Which is odd.

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Which is worse.
And your girlfriend, the voice of Huckabees...

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- is dressing like an Amish bag lady.
- Okay, I get it.

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You know, Brad, suddenly
your star isn't rising anymore. It's sinking.

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- Okay. I said I get it, Bernie. Relax.
- Passive-aggressive.

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- Shut up.
- Aggressive-aggressive.

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- Does Dawn want to quit?
- Dawn's into this crap for real...

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which is the stupidest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

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Shall we get back
to the case?

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All right.
What you got on me? Nothin'.

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Our staff did a little
field work in, uh, Cleveland.

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- What? Talk to my family?
- [ Vivian ] Mommy and daddy look awesome.

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- So do you. But this guy.
- Wha-- Ah, he doesn't look too good.

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- You bastards.
- [ Bernard ] He doesn't
look too good, does he, Brad?

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How could you do this?
[ Sniffing ]

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[ Crying ]
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Ooh.
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Mm-hmm.

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