I Heart Huckabees
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1:36:01
[ Man ] Excuse me.
We have a V.I.P. function here.

1:36:03
I need to ask you guys
to leave, please.

1:36:05
The gentleman behind the bush,
you have to leave, please.

1:36:14
One world. One store.
Huckabees, the everything store.

1:36:20
Shopping, nature,
together.

1:36:36
- Did they let you in to the benefit?
- I didn't even try to get in.

1:36:40
Brad, I thought about chopping your head off
with a machete many times.

1:36:43
I thought about hacking you up
with an ax, Albert...

1:36:46
and smashing your face in
with a baseball bat.

1:36:48
[ Recording ]
Eighteenth floor.

1:36:52
- You going up?
- [ Albert ] We're going down.

1:36:54
- Uh, no, I think you're going up.
- Right you are. Come on in.

1:36:57
Ma'am.
1:37:01
- Oh-- Uh.
- MaryJane.!

1:37:03
- Oh, at last.
- How could you?

1:37:07
- How could you do that to us, you liar?
- This is a win for us. Come on.

1:37:11
A Dexicorp mall in my grandfather's forest
is not exactly a win.

1:37:15
And they've already started surveying to--
to start construction.

1:37:18
- We saved the marsh.
- [ Albert ] By giving them the woods.

1:37:20
Are we going up or what?
1:37:22
All you did was make Huckabees look good.
That's all you did.

1:37:25
Albert, how can you be calm?
Did you hear what Brad did?

1:37:28
- I'm dealing with it.
- Sit with me and Shania. You'll
see this is a win for us.

1:37:31
- Shania doesn't give a shit!
- Oh, Shania cares.

1:37:34
- Let's go!
- Shania doesn't give a shit!

1:37:36
- We saved the marsh--
- Fuck him!

1:37:38
- So you sold out the woods?
- This new mall is going to be very eco-friendly.

1:37:42
I saved half the trees.
Did I sell out the woods?

1:37:45
I don't know. I tried to do some good.
You know, I saved half of'em.

1:37:49
- [ Sighs ]
- Brad, I torched yourJet Skis.

1:37:52
- And my house?
- No,just yourJet Skis.

1:37:55
It spread to the house.
I'm sorry.

1:37:57
[ Recording ]
Thirty-sixth floor.


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