1:04:04
Here we go!
There it is!
1:04:06
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Watch our headlights!
1:04:09
Looks like y'all ain't
gon' need these fog lights.
1:04:12
I think we just need some gas.
1:04:14
Gas? Heh!
1:04:16
You want gas,
you try some of Glorietta's pinto beans.
1:04:19
Don't worry.
I'll work out a plan.
1:04:22
Fourteen, 1 5 years, I know
a little somethin' 'bout a car, okay?
1:04:25
You just... You keep them little sweet
legs on the inside and don't get hurt.
1:04:29
Sitting there lookin' hot butter.
Hot butter yellow!
1:04:32
Girl is lookin' good.!
1:04:34
Here, boy.
1:04:38
Look like I'm gon' use my heavy artillery.
Lemme get the tweezers.
1:04:42
These my eyelash curlers. Yeah, that's
more delicate. That's more delicate.
1:04:47
Uh, all right.
1:04:50
No, no, no, no, no.
1:04:55
- Ahh.
- You need this?
1:04:57
Okay,
hold on to that.
1:04:59
Oh, God. You're killin' me, Unc.
1:05:01
Yo, Unc, come on.
Come on.
1:05:03
Now hold this and lean that...
lean that over there for me.
1:05:07
Now hand me
the duct tape.
1:05:10
What?
1:05:15
Oh!
1:05:20
Yeah, these are trusty-dusties.
1:05:23
Always use them.
1:05:25
Yeah, one of the best things
you can use is a curling iron.
1:05:28
So, you fixed it, Earl?
1:05:30
Uh-oh.
1:05:33
There's two answers to that one...
1:05:35
No and not yet.
1:05:37
What I realize is...
It's a funny thing. Y'all ain't got no gas.!
1:05:41
- That's what I told you.
- All this time, you didn't have no gas!
1:05:45
But I'll get this thing runnin'.
1:05:47
It'll run on lawn mower fluid.
Put lawn mower fluid in there.
1:05:51
You won't go as fast.
You'll go about 1 6 miles an hour.
1:05:54
So I'd always say
stay in the slow lane.
1:05:57
It's gon' take you about, oh...
1:05:59
gon' take about 1 6, 1 7 days
to get back to California.