1:11:00
What about the time
you put pepto-Bismol in the Kool-Aid...
1:11:03
and everybody had diarrhea
for the summer?
1:11:06
- Don't let me have to mention that to Mama!
- Hold on.!
1:11:08
What about the time you burned down
all the bushes 'round the house...
1:11:12
'cause you got tired of goin'outside,
gettin'your own switch...
1:11:15
Ohhh, Father!
1:11:21
Need I have to remind Mack
while Mama's standin' here...
1:11:24
that he the one that had Nanette Green
in the back room...
1:11:28
and was doin' the nasty
on Mama's good quilt...
1:11:31
and that's why she couldn't
get them stains off of it?
1:11:34
In Jesus' name!
Let's eat.
1:11:37
- But, Mama... B-But, Mama, look...
- Uh-uh.!
1:11:39
Y'all just got through prayin'.
Don't make me cuss up in here.
1:11:42
- Remember there was a lamp...
- Aah! I got all the stories.
1:11:44
That's great.
1:11:46
Let's go down here
and visit with Nate's family.
1:11:49
Drove all the way here
from California.
1:11:52
Last time they was here
little Destiny was two years old.
1:11:55
Hey, Nate.
How you doin', kids?
1:11:57
Hey, how's it goin'?
1:12:00
Kinfolk.!
1:12:05
I'll be over there in a minute.
1:12:07
Cousin Nate! Favorite kinfolk!
1:12:11
Hey, man!
1:12:13
- How you doin', man? You doin' all right?
- All right.
1:12:16
Heard you doin' good in that
insurance thing. I'm proud of ya.
1:12:19
We all proud of ya, but I'm especially
proud of... What did I tell ya?
1:12:22
I told you two years ago... Me, now.
Do that insurance thing.
1:12:25
- That's right.
- I told you. Look at you now.
1:12:28
Let me hold somethin'.
1:12:30
- Come on, Bodie! I just got here, man.
- Well, anything, any...
1:12:33
What about them glasses?
Them prescription?
1:12:35
Look... Look, man, I'll see if
I can do somethin' for you later.
1:12:39
All right.
1:12:41
You know you my favorite kinfolk.
I'll be right here.
1:12:43
- I know.
- I ain't goin' nowhere.
1:12:45
- I know you not.
- Watchin' every move.
1:12:47
Why y'all leave me
over there with him?
1:12:51
Hey, yo, Johnson family, it's time
for the event we've all been waitin'for.
1:12:54
That's right... the 2004
Family of the Year Competition!
1:12:58
Y'all ready to do this?
Let's get this thing started.!