:05:03
I started to learn about things
by grasping them...
:05:05
tasting them, looking at them.
:05:09
- Biology?
- Yes.
:05:11
Biology.
:05:13
The science of life.
:05:15
The fields and woods became
my new place of worship...
:05:19
my cathedral.
:05:25
The only sadness they brought
was when I had to leave them.
:05:33
How old were you when you first
tried to pleasure yourself?
:05:36
No. No. No euphemisms.
:05:38
If you're talking
to a college graduate...
:05:40
use "masturbation,"
"testicles," "penis"...
:05:43
"vagina," "vulva,"
"urination," "defecation. "
:05:45
With the lower-level male,
it's "jacking off," "balls"...
:05:48
"prick," "cunt," "piss," "shit. "
:05:52
I don't know, Gebhard. Maybe your Harvard
degree is too ivory tower for our purposes.
:05:56
I was brought up out west.
:05:58
I've rubbed shoulders
with ranchers, miners my whole life.
:06:00
- And I thought you were gonna shave that mustache.
- I like it.
:06:03
It's a disguise, a cover-up.
:06:05
Look at any movie. The villain's
always the one with the mustache.
:06:09
My wife likes it.
:06:11
You have a chance to make an important
contribution to knowledge and science.
:06:14
Are you telling me you'd give that up
for a little facial hair?
:06:16
Yes, I suppose I am.
:06:22
Ah.
:06:24
Well, keep it trimmed.
:06:29
Let's get back to masturbation.
:06:32
That's a mating call.
:06:41
So, how'd you wind up
at the Stevens Institute, Al?
:06:44
I thought you wanted
to be a biologist.
:06:47
There are enough scientists
in the world, son.
:06:50
Engineers
are what society needs now.
:06:58
I, um...
I had one of the old fits again.