:30:03
It's all just hooey.
Morality disguised as fact.
:30:06
- Just do your tie.
- Hmm? Oh.
:30:10
Professor Kinsey's methods...
:30:12
of collecting vast numbers
of gall wasps...
:30:14
over a wide geographic range...
:30:17
have made him a starred scientist.
:30:19
They have also earned him
his immortal nickname...
:30:23
"Get-A-Million" Kinsey.
:30:25
"Bore-A-Million" Kinsey.
:30:29
His new book,
The Origin of Higher Categories in...
:30:32
"Sinnips"? "Cynips"?
:30:34
Close enough.
:30:36
Traces the origin of the gall wasp
back to its birthplace...
:30:39
in the Upper Cretaceous.
:30:41
So, now I give you...
:30:43
Dr. Kinsey.
:30:50
Thank you, President Wells, for that
incisive description of 20 years of work.
:30:55
I thought you
might actually have read my book...
:30:58
until I saw those crib notes
in your palm.
:30:59
Crib notes!
:31:03
Of course,
my other book on cynips...
:31:05
hasn't been checked out
of the library in six years.
:31:08
I'd be surprised
if a dozen people have read it.
:31:11
But I guess I always knew
that gall wasps weren't going to...
:31:16
make them beat a path to my door.
:31:24
In any case, thank you, Herman.
:31:26
This is... This is splendid.
A really fine event indeed.
:31:31
- Thank you.
- Cheers, Prok.
:31:33
- Congratulations.
- Hear.! Hear.!
:31:35
Cheers.
:31:37
Some reform-minded undergraduates...
:31:39
paid me a visit the other day,
Thurman.
:31:41
They are campaigning for a sex course.
:31:43
I already cover sex in the hygiene class.
:31:46
Which the student paper called
the most useless course on campus.
:31:49
Oh, Kinsey. I'm glad to see middle age
hasn't softened the edges.
:31:52
- Mrs. Kinsey.
- Not only is your class irrelevant, it's irresponsible.
:31:56
There's a V.D. Epidemic
sweeping this country, Thurman.
:31:59
And that's my fault? I don't know
whether to be insulted or flattered.