:08:06
For thine is the kingdom...
:08:08
and the power
and the glory forever.
:08:12
- Amen.
- Amen.
:08:16
- Hello, Mildred.
- Mr. Morrissey.
:08:19
Come say hello to Father.
:08:32
I'm very sad for you, Alfred.
:08:35
Well, it's not as though
I'll be alone.
:08:38
My daughter's too fat
to get a husband.
:08:41
And my son's lost his business.
He moved back home.
:08:45
The only one I got rid of
is the big scientist.
:08:47
Now he's working on some...
secret project.
:08:51
He was always the secretive type.
:08:53
Would you really like to know
what I'm working on, Father?
:08:57
Oh, listen to this.
He's gonna tell me his big secret.
:08:59
It's really not a secret at all.
:09:01
I'm trying to find out
what people do sexually.
:09:06
You heard right, Father.
It's a sex study.
:09:12
Well, what do you expect me
to do, applaud?
:09:14
No.
:09:19
But I would like you
to contribute to the project.
:09:22
Oh.
:09:26
And you first moved
to Hoboken at what age?
:09:29
Sixteen.
:09:32
Could have done this interview
without me, Al.
:09:35
I haven't told you a damn thing
you didn't already know.
:09:38
Let's move on then.
:09:41
- How young were you when you first masturbated?
- What?
:09:44
- Touched yourself.
- I never did that.
:09:47
The male without a history
of masturbation is almost nonexistent.
:09:50
Well, he exists, Al,
and you're looking at him.
:09:55
This isn't gonna work.
:09:58
I don't know why I bothered.