:41:03
l couldn't get this stain out.
:41:31
Hey, Jake, you know
who wrote ''Vanity Fair''?
:41:34
-Thackeray.
-Thackeray.
:41:35
Thackeray...
in stereo.
:41:39
You a fan?
:41:40
Actually, l prefer
Henry James.
:41:43
l find James to be
boring and pedantic.
:41:46
Really?
:41:48
No. l just always
wanted to say that.
:41:54
So, can l
buy you a drink?
:41:59
Sure.
:42:00
Great. Hey, Mike.
Can l get another round...
:42:02
and a little something
for the lady?
:42:03
Grey Goose martini, please.
:42:05
Thanks.
:42:06
lt's nice to see
someone else drinking alone.
:42:09
Oh, come on.
:42:11
You're charming.
You're well read.
:42:13
l mean, how bad can it be?
:42:15
You don't want to know.
:42:16
All right, try me.
Give me an example.
:42:20
OK. Here's the latest.
:42:22
l'm dating this girl,
and we're dating for a while...
:42:24
and l think that, you know,
she might be the one.
:42:27
And about 3 weeks ago,
l take her to this party...
:42:30
and she ends up going to bed,
while l'm still there...
:42:33
with the guy
who threw the party.
:42:37
And he's got
a girlfriend, to boot.
:42:39
Oh, what an asshole.
:42:41
You have no idea.
:42:44
How did his girlfriend
not know?
:42:46
Evidently she travels a lot.
:42:49
Really?
:42:50
But still...
what kind of idiot...
:42:52
would she have to be
not to have caught on by now?
:42:55
Yeah. Well, what does
the boyfriend do?
:42:58
Fashion photographer.
Can you believe that?