:08:06
Andrew, can I have a glass of that Merlot there?
Sure thing. And Ben called for you, Miss M.
:08:13
Well, I suppose if he calls this late in the week,
I can call him this late in the evening, right? -Absolutely. -Cheers.
:08:22
Oh oh, you guys wanna hear something
freaky? Remember those four people
:08:25
that moved into Elizabeth's old
apartment? Guess what they do.
:08:28
Quadruplet porn stars. This town? Hardly
freaky. They're rodeo clowns.
:08:32
No, listen, it's even weirder than that.
They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God.
:08:37
Oh. Although rodeo clowns
would've been kinda cool.
:08:40
They must've loved your aberrant
lifestyle. I dated a Mormon guy once.
:08:44
His family put him through shock
therapy. We have sex, he was a wild man.
:08:48
Then he wanna throw
himself out the window.
:08:50
So, you live on the first floor.
Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas
:08:55
Now, wouldn't it be funny if you converted
them instead of them converting you?
:08:58
Could you imagine? No, I've seen these boys,
they're wound way too tight for that.
:09:02
I bet he can't do it.
:09:05
Oh, wait. Are we betting here?
Same as always, five and a sixer?
:09:10
Oh no, this is big.
20 bucks says he can't.
:09:13
We're going high
stakes? 50 says he can't.
:09:16
I've seen the guys on the bikes. I'm
thinking, this time you have met your match.
:09:19
Really? -Bullshit. 50 says he
can. And I bust tables for a week.
:09:23
50, 2 weeks, can't.
OK, I'm in with Andrew, no way.
:09:28
Oh, cool. We on? So what are we
talking about here? I get him to what?
:09:31
Do anything? Blowjob?
We need proof. OK, underwear.
:09:35
I knew this other Mormon guy in the army.
They got these sacred boxers they shimmer.
:09:39
Get one of those. Sacred undies?
I gotta see this. All right, I'm in.
:09:44
I will get one of those boys out of their underwear
Seal the deal.
:09:49
Alright, we're going out tonight?
:09:50
Oh please, not another episode of 'Christian hooks up'.
Hey, gotta keep my skills honed. To skills.