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Here's Andrew's wine order.
Thank you.
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Is there something else? Everyone thinks Ben is your boyfriend,
but he's not, he's a doctor, isn't he?
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Is everything OK? Young man, I will not
be the subject of gossip in my own establishment.
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Sorry.
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And that's how, through Joseph Smith,
God restored the true church of Jesus Christ to the earth.
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Have any questions?
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How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet
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but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?
Ah, well, he was sort of special.
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What's the Mormon church's stand on black people?
That's a good question. African American members
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have been allowed to hold the priesthood since 1978.
Since disco. And women?
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Women don't get to hold the priesthood, what they get
is to be wives and to be mothers and share in its blessings.
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Oh, sharing. See, sharing is good. Christian here was wondering
what is your church's stand on gay rights.
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Um well... There's no such thing.
'Gay' and 'right' don't belong in the same sentence.
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Oh, but 'right' and 'rightwing' go hand-in-hand?
Yeah, God hates homos.
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You're gonna come into my house and tell me
God hates homosexuals?
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And the French!
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God hates the French?
Everybody hates the French.