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Well, thanks for the laundry tips.
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Geez, Elder.
You're a thousand miles away over here
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How you doing, Green? Good.
Yeah, you sure? Yeah.
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You know, when I was a Green, it was really tough.
I used to pray that I would die during the night
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so I wouldn't have to wake up to another day of this.
You're joking me, right?
:20:38
I couldn't take going back to the family, you know,
Salt Lake and all. I had two of the general authorities
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at my missionary farewell. You know what's that like,
your dad is a state president, right?
:20:47
They set this thing up to be difficult, OK?
We can't listen to music, we can't watch movies,
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we're never supposed to be alone.
:20:54
I mean, what, we're 19, 20 years old,
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and we're not even allowed to beat off.
:20:57
Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks
on my head board.
:21:01
Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home,
so I could marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her.
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See? It's amazing what we'll do for sex.
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I know you did! I did not, I promise you.
Yes you did! I cross my heart. Oh, that means something.
:21:18
Hey, we'd like to play here.
Yeah, we're playing here.
:21:22
You're just farting around.
How vivid. We're playing, see?
:21:27
Bounce the ball, bounce the ball.
No, you're just jerking us around.
:21:33
There's one afternoon a week
where I can just be normal
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and play some hoop, and you have
to come and get all ignorant about it?
:21:37
Oh, listen to that, Julie. I didn't think Mormons liked whine?
:21:41
I didn't know fairies liked sports.
Fairies? Oh, how seventh grade.
:21:47
Why don't we just play two on two?
But you're.. A girl, so I can't play?
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But then I am black, so maybe I can.
Your only problem is deciding which one of your