:28:03
I haven't done anything...
:28:07
...anything like this... happened...
:28:10
It's OK...this doesn't have to mean anything
:28:17
Yes it does
:28:19
It can be just a little fun... between friends
:28:24
My first time could just be a little fun for you?
:28:28
Maybe you can equate sex with a handshake
:28:32
That's what... like a badge?!
:28:35
What do you want me to congratulate you?
:28:37
Hey... don't preach to me, OK?
:28:40
I know you are some kid from the sticks
:28:43
You come in here an fucking judge me?
:28:45
Yeah... I am some dudah pudnacker from Pocatello...
:28:49
they ship us here from dork island
:28:51
I'm saying I know how retarded you think I am OK
:28:58
You found me out, alright?
:29:01
My worst secret
:29:03
Now I'm humiliated so your work is done here
:29:07
Wait... I don't think you are a dork
:29:10
but if you know how ridiculous you look,
why would you do it?
:29:16
Don't you believe in anything?
:29:18
Yeah...
Then tell me...
:29:21
Tell me one thing in your life beyond a shadow of a doubt
that you really believe
:29:26
I believe Ann Margret has never been given her due
as a night actress
:29:30
Duh! For Tommy alone, I mean, did you see her when she was...
:29:35
Is that something you can build a life on!
:29:37
Look at yourself!
:29:39
You're so pretty and colorful on the outside...
:29:41
...but on the insde you're nothing but fluff
:29:44
You're like a walking... talking... marshmallow peep
:29:49
That's not fair
:29:51
It doesn't matter when it's true
:29:53
I can't believe what I was about to do
:29:55
When there is nothing Christian, nothing about you
that's not skin deep