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Do you believe in God?
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What, who are you talking to?
You.
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No, everybody...alright, general question:
Do you believe in God?
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You mean other than Madonna?
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Fucking A yeah, I do... why not?
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I believe in harmony as a law in the universe like gravity
you know we're meant to vibrate together
:30:36
Well being positive since I was 17 gives meaning
to the word Miracle so yeah
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I mean without getting all holy on your ass
I believe...what?
:30:45
The mormones are mindfucking him
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Oh honey you do not want to let them get
into your psyche
:30:51
You start off listening to Amy Grant but then
before you know it...
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...it's 3 am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it
to the scary bitch on tv with the lavender hair
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Hello Chris we have a bet going here.
It's you convert one of them, remember?
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Did you forget who you are talking to here?
I will bust everyone's tables if I lose this
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But let me just say...
No no, let me say...
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I dated this guy once... actor, cute southern
came from this real religious family
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well his parents found out he was gay
and can you say drama..
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They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries
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Wow, did he change?
Did he!
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His thing used to be a tux
I'm serious he's still gayer than a box of birds
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a box of birds... they love that!
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How about twirlier than a party dress
but seriously, it fucked with him
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Well I'm now being fucked with
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It's just... I'm not shallow, am I?
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Honey, you don't have to be deep
you just have to be pretty
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OK, you're not helping
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If you have something to prove
be at my house at 6:30 in the morning
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6:30 in the morning... why?
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You have to sacrifice if you want to find yourself
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or whatever it is you're doing