:03:01
- And it's bad for your skin.
- What?
:03:03
My skin is always better
when I'm dating.
:03:05
You're never not dating.
:03:06
And just look
at my complexion.
:03:08
- You, on the other hand...
- I, on the other hand,
:03:10
have stopped having
this conversation.
:03:12
Oh my God, is this it?
:03:14
It's an extraordinary
townhouse
:03:16
with a total floor space
of 9,000 square feet,
:03:19
not including the garden.
:03:21
May I ask what you do?
:03:23
It depends on the occasion.
:03:25
And your friend?
:03:27
I'm just along for the ride.
:03:30
This view
of the dining room
:03:32
was recently featured
in Manhattan Interiors Magazine.
:03:35
Oh. What was
hanging there?
:03:38
Uh, John Sargent.
:03:40
Yeah, Mr. Harrison has
an amazing art collection.
:03:43
Too bad none of it
comes with the townhouse.
:03:45
Now if you'll
follow me this way.
:03:47
Now this ceiling
was actually handcrafted
:03:50
by the great-grandson
of Charles Thorpe.
:03:52
That wasn't cheap.
:03:54
I guess it pays to be
the emperor of infomercials.
:03:56
Mr. Harrison made $30 million
off "The Hair Houdini" alone.
:03:59
That much?
Oh my God.
:04:01
Now if you'll follow me
to the main bedroom.
:04:04
Know what, Sara? I don't think
this is the place for you.
:04:06
It's kind of...
:04:08
cramped.
:04:09
- Cramped?
- Well, it was all I could think of.
:04:12
Besides, I had
everything I needed.
:04:15
So, the Sargents
in the dining room are gone,
:04:18
the Cassatt
in the living room
:04:19
has been replaced
by a lithograph,
:04:21
number 139 of 150 run.
:04:23
Over the grand piano is a framed poster
of the East Hampton Film Festival.
:04:27
Somewhat less valuable than the Sisley
that was hanging there,
:04:30
and whatever those
monstrosities are in the hallway...
:04:32
if they're Francis Bacon,
I'm a Jimmy Dean sausage.
:04:34
Yes, sir...
:04:36
Mr. Harrison's scam
is going to unravel
:04:39
and I will get
millions off him.
:04:41
But for someone else.
See, that's the part I don't get.
:04:44
- Where's the pleasure?
- Winning.
:04:48
- Thanks for today, Mom.
- Shh... Audrey.
:04:51
I've asked you not to use
that word in public!
:04:56
That two-faced,
lying son-of-a-bastard!
:04:59
Mary, you know
I don't like spouse bashing.