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- Please welcome our first panelist...
- I'm here because of you?
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...Audrey Woods.
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You're up.
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So my advice to you is
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divorce doesn't
have to be agony.
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Look at it as a chance to examine
the complex emotional labyrinth
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that is the human relationship.
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- Well done, well done.
- Thanks, Ms. Woods, very enlightening.
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- Like a nibble?
- You raise some interesting points.
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No?
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And now, let's hear
from Daniel Rafferty.
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Mmm, that's me.
Any sno-bits?
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Hi.
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Thank you very much.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
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Ah, wonderful speech,
Ms. Woods.
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But, uh, this is
the way I see it.
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Lawyers are scum.
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Divorce lawyers though...
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are the fungus
growing beneath the scum.
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Divorce is the post mortem
of a dead marriage.
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We represent people who have
suddenly discovered a passion
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for a fight that they never
knew they had in them.
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Where was that
passion and fight
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when it was needed
to save the marriage?
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Hmm?
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Don't ask.
It's not our jobs.
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Everyone loves gadgets.
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And the way divorce
is going these days,
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you're going to get
a chance to use them.
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State-of-the-art stuff
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for tracking the philandering husband
or the unfaithful wife.
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For instance,
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a camera this small
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can take a picture...
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this big.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Don't you think
the clarity is wonderful?