:20:02
She was a relationship.
:20:04
-Come on, Stace.
-Yeah, we do.
:20:06
You told me about that med student
you dated right before me.
:20:09
And then the girl before that.
What's her name? Joyce.
:20:13
-I guess you just forgot to mention--
-This is why I hate talking about this.
:20:17
It's just, you end up
fighting over old ghosts.
:20:21
It's history. It's over.
The past is past.
:20:23
That's before the past was
a supermodel that barfed quietly.
:20:26
You know, I don't pry
into your old boyfriends.
:20:29
Here's a little tip:
I never dated Brad Pitt.
:20:31
All right. Shut it off, okay?
:20:36
Look, I've had
really bad experiences...
:20:40
...talking about past relationships,
no matter how casual.
:20:43
If you have to know,
we had problems in bed.
:20:47
Hallelujah
:20:49
-Okay?
-Okay.
:20:52
-Bob hates it when we fight.
-We're not fighting.
:20:54
-Tell him.
-We are not fighting, Bob.
:20:58
So no more Lulu Fritz?
:20:59
I will never mention the name
"Lulu Fritz" again.
:21:06
-Lulu Fritz.
-No.
:21:06
-Lulu Fritz.
-No.
:21:08
-And he never told you?
-The past is past.
:21:11
-"Unnatural Animal Love" in five.
-Tell me you're not quoting him.
:21:14
We made an agreement
not to discuss old relationships.
:21:17
-Renegotiate.
-No.
:21:19
Those who do not learn from his
history are condemned to repeat it.
:21:22
Doesn't matter who he dated.
What matters is why he stopped.
:21:25
-What's he do?
-He works for the Devils.
:21:27
-Who doesn't? Kidding.
-Think about it hypothetically.
:21:30
Say Derek's like Neil.
Hypothetically.
:21:33
How do you find out before you're
too far gone? He won't say:
:21:36
"l was screwing my way
through the phone book."
:21:39
-"And I only got to K."
-He'll say:
:21:41
-"The past is past."
-Right.
:21:42
-Your man's hiding something.
-What about his family?
:21:44
-Good point. They'll always give dirt.
-No, that's not what I mean.
:21:48
What are they like? You can tell a lot
by studying where he came from.
:21:54
I haven't met them.
:21:56
He doesn't bring girls home.
:21:59
-He just doesn't.
-Can I ask...