:36:02
I never wanted to settle
in order to settle down.
:36:05
-You know what I'm talking about.
-Oh, yeah. Back to pets.
:36:08
I noticed a picture of a dog
in the examination room.
:36:11
-So happy-looking.
-Bob.
:36:14
He's my ex's dog, but I raised him.
:36:16
-He was such a cuddler.
-Your ex?
:36:19
The dog. I could've lobbied
to keep him when we split.
:36:22
But med school by day,
the book by night.
:36:25
-You wrote a book?
-Here we go. Second printing.
:36:28
Take one. I'll just bill you for it.
It's a play on words.
:36:32
"Keyes to Your Vagina."
:36:34
Clever. Oh, and there's
that picture again.
:36:38
-So anyways, Bob, is it?
-Yeah, he's with Derek. My ex.
:36:43
But I have visitation rights.
:36:46
-Oh, really?
-Sure.
:36:47
The photograph in the exam room
was taken a few weeks ago at a picnic.
:36:51
A picnic? A few weeks ago?
:36:53
He went on a picnic
with this self-obsessed prodigy?
:36:56
-My head was spinning.
-Anyway, Barb. Good news.
:36:59
Your warts have cleared up.
:37:01
That's good to know.
:37:01
That's good to know.
:37:04
Welcome back to
"Grandma's a Hooker, So Handle lt."
:37:09
Tell me, Grandma,
as a working girl....
:37:11
-Stand by, mystery guest.
-Standing by.
:37:13
I pull down about five grand
a weekend.
:37:17
Ten if I bring a friend.
:37:19
What do you say, Kippie?
:37:21
What? Me?
:37:23
-Talent is in place and ready to go.
-Hey. How'd it go?
:37:27
-I went to third base with his ex.
-What?
:37:31
But my warts have cleared up.
She was a gynecologist!
:37:34
-Doorbell.
-Gyne--
:37:36
-Mommy, no!
-Oh, shut up!
:37:40
Ira. Can you...?
:37:43
A gynecologist? Yikes.
:37:45
"Yikes" does not even begin
to describe what I experienced.
:37:48
-Here's your chance. Don't screw up.
-Turkey sausage.
:37:52
She's an absolute freak of nature.
She's got to be, like, what, 26, 27?
:37:56
She's publishing books.
She's practicing medicine.
:37:59
And there's like a zillion pictures
of her in her office.