Mean Creek

I think it's a totally wild plan.
It's also the only plan
my brother would agree to.

He's just a little fucking
Gandhi, isn't he?

Like a fucking white
Martin Luther King.

All we need now is a boat.
Hey, my neighbor's got a boat
in her back yard that she never uses.

- Does that mean you're in?
- Do you actually think he'll go for it?

Oh, please. George'll get a hard-on
as soon as he picks up the phone.

Rock will throw on some of
that "sweet boy" charm of his.

Kid's desperate. Stupid.
It's human nature.

All I know is, is I'm getting a hard-on
just thinking about it.

Your mom don't need
the car Saturday, does she?

The only thing my mom needs
on Saturdays is Valium.

What do you think, Clyde?
Do we want to give Georgie Porgie a
little taste of his own medicine? Huh?

Be some good, clean fun,
don't you think?

Yeah, he deserves it, doesn't he?
If there's one thing
that can't be argued,

it's that that fat freak deserves
whatever he's got coming to him.

Dude, what'd I tell you?
You don't smoke herb.
Yeah, so get it out of my face.
I'm just fucking with you.
You're not a faggot, all right?
Fist bump?
Fist bump?
OK, zero kilter.
Besides, I like your dads, Clyde.
I never knew any homosexual men
personally until I met them.

They're not so bad.
Don't you think so, Rocky?