:18:00
- What are you doing?
- Making a documentary.
:18:03
- Of what?
- Of things.
:18:05
Like Sam opening his present.
Go ahead and open it.
:18:09
Yeah, Sam, go ahead and open it.
:18:11
You already opened
all your other presents at home.
:18:23
Stream Machine's top of the line.
:18:25
I have one at home,
so we can have a war sometime.
:18:28
- Isn't it excellent?
- Oh, yeah, thank you, George.
:18:31
You must've blown your whole
allowance on that thing, huh, George?
:18:35
How much you bagging
a week now, 40, 50 bucks?
:18:40
It's very sweet of you, George.
:18:43
I got it at Funco.
:18:45
- You can return it if you want.
- Oh, no, it's perfect.
:18:51
Well...
:18:53
...it's a beautiful day
for a boat trip with some buddies.
:19:07
Hey, Marty?
:19:09
My mom made me sign
one of those contracts.
:19:11
It's just, like... You know, I'm not
allowed to get in a car with a driver
:19:14
- who's been drinking.
- Oh, it's cool.
:19:16
My mom gave me permission
to drink and drive.
:19:18
- You don't have to worry about it.
- Your mom must be pretty stupid
:19:22
to give you permission
to drive inebriated.
:19:24
No, you're right, George.
My mom is pretty stupid.
:19:27
In fact, she's got one of those
learning-disability things.
:19:33
Must be a bad LD.
:19:35
I have an LD,
:19:37
but I should know you're
not supposed to drive drunk.
:19:40
I see stuff all backwards and shit.
:19:44
Like, instead of seeing "stop"
on a stop sign,
:19:47
I see "pots."
:19:49
My doctor says it's
:19:51
a genetic variation,
like for evolution.
:19:55
So maybe I'm a superior being.
:19:58
The future of the race.