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:23:10
- So whose road is this?
- It's just a road.

:23:18
Hey, you guys ever hear about
:23:19
when Rocky and I
were kicking it out here?

:23:22
We got some poison oak
on our hands.

:23:25
This is a disgusting story.
:23:27
Anyway, so we were out here,
:23:29
and we got some poison oak
on our hands.

:23:32
With all the beers we were drinking,
:23:34
well, naturally,
we had to take a piss.

:23:36
Now, I don't know
if you're hip, Millie,

:23:39
but when a guy pisses,
:23:42
he has to hold his pisser
in his hands.

:23:44
- Like so:
- Thanks, Marty.

:23:46
No, wait, I'm not finished yet.
:23:48
Next morning when we woke up,
:23:49
we both had totally chapped,
rash-y nuts.

:23:51
Hey, lucky you didn't run out
of toilet paper,

:23:54
have to wipe your butt
with your hand.

:24:04
Ouch, ouch!
I just got stung by something.

:24:07
- You all right?
- Yeah.

:24:11
You guys just go ahead.
:24:13
Better make sure it's not a tick.
:24:15
Lyme's disease, you know.
:24:16
Look, all right, there'll be three circles
around the bite if it's Lyme's disease.

:24:20
But, like, you gotta watch out
because you could

:24:22
just straight drop dead
from Lyme's disease.

:24:24
Thanks, George.
:24:25
Oh, if it is a tick and it gets dug in,
:24:28
we might need to take my tweezers
:24:29
and, like, put it under a flame
until it gets, like, red hot,

:24:32
and then burn the thing to death
so it'll let go before we pull it out.

:24:38
Can you leave us alone
for a second?

:24:43
Thanks.
:24:47
Seems like George is having
a good time.

:24:50
What are you trying
to say, Clyde?

:24:53
Fat boy's gonna get
what he's got coming.


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