:03:03
Ms. Norbury?
:03:05
My T-shirt's stuck
to my sweater, isn't it?
:03:06
- Yeah.
- Fantastic.
:03:09
Is everything all right in here?
:03:10
- Oh, yeah.
- So...
:03:14
...how was your summer?
- I got divorced.
:03:17
My carpal tunnel came back.
:03:19
- I win.
- Yes, you do.
:03:23
Well, I just wanted to let
everyone know
:03:25
that we have a new student joining us.
:03:27
She just moved here
all the way from Africa.
:03:30
Welcome.
:03:32
- I'm from Michigan.
- Great.
:03:36
Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.
:03:38
- Where are you, Cady?
- That's me.
:03:40
- It's pronounced like Katie.
- My apologies.
:03:42
I have a nephew named Anfernee,
:03:44
and I know how mad he gets
when I call him Anthony.
:03:47
Almost as mad as I get
when I think about the fact
:03:49
that my sister named him Anfernee.
:03:51
Well, welcome, Cady.
:03:53
- And thank you, Mr. Duvall.
- Well, thank you.
:03:56
And...
:03:58
...if you need anything or if you
wanna talk to somebody...
:04:01
Thanks.
:04:02
Maybe some other time,
when my shirt isn't see-through.
:04:06
OK.
:04:09
OK. Good day, everybody.
:04:12
The first day of school was a blur.
:04:15
A stressful, surreal blur.
:04:18
I got in trouble for the
most random things.
:04:20
- Where are you going?
- Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.
:04:24
You need the lavatory pass.
:04:26
OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?
:04:28
Nice try. Have a seat.
:04:30
I had never lived in a world
where adults didn't trust me,
:04:33
where they were always yelling at me.
:04:35
- Don't read ahead!
- No green pen!
:04:37
No food in class!
:04:49
I told you, I saw the whole thing.
:04:50
- Everything.
- Did you see nipple?
:04:52
- It only counts if you saw a nipple.
- That's true, dude.
:04:56
I had a lot of friends in Africa.