:12:00
Regina seems sweet.
:12:02
Regina George is not sweet.
:12:04
She's a scum-sucking road whore!
She ruined my life!
:12:06
She's fabulous, but she's evil.
:12:08
- Hey, get out of here!
- Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.
:12:10
I love your work!
:12:12
- Why do you hate her?
- What do you mean?
:12:15
Regina. You seem to really hate her.
:12:17
Yes. What's your question?
:12:19
- Well, my question is, why?
- Regina started this rumor
:12:21
- that Janis was...
- Damian! Shall we not?
:12:24
Now, look. This isn't
about hating her, OK?
:12:26
I just think that it would be, like,
a fun little experiment
:12:28
if you were to hang out with them and
then tell us everything that they say.
:12:31
- What do we even talk about?
- Hair products.
:12:33
- Ashton Kutcher.
- Is that a band?
:12:35
Would you just do it? Please?
:12:38
OK, fine.
Do you have anything pink?
:12:40
- Yes.
- No.
:12:43
By eighth period, I was so happy
to get to math class.
:12:46
I mean, I'm good at math.
I understand math.
:12:48
Nothing in math class
could mess me up.
:12:51
Hey, do you have a pencil
I can borrow?
:12:55
I've only had one other
crush in my life.
:12:57
His name was Nfume,
and we were 5.
:13:03
It didn't work out.
:13:06
But this one hit me like a big,
yellow school bus.
:13:08
- Cady, what do you say?
- He was...
:13:10
So cute.
:13:14
I mean, A-sub-N equals
N plus one over four.
:13:18
That's right.
:13:20
That's good. Very good.
:13:22
All right, let's talk
about your homework.
:13:25
Hey. How was your second day?
:13:28
- Fine.
- Were people nice?
:13:31
- No.
- Did you make any friends?
:13:33
Yeah.
:13:37
Having lunch with The Plastics
was like leaving the actual world
:13:40
and entering "Girl World".
:13:42
And Girl World had a lot of rules.
:13:44
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row,
:13:46
and you can only wear your
hair in a ponytail once a week.
:13:49
So I guess you picked today.
:13:52
Oh, and we only wear jeans
or track pants on Fridays.
:13:55
Now, if you break any of these rules,
you can't sit with us at lunch.
:13:59
I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.