:27:00
Hey.
:27:01
Oh, no.
:27:03
Didn't anybody tell you?
:27:05
You were supposed
to wear a costume.
:27:07
Shut up. I need to talk to you.
:27:10
- You know that girl Cady?
- Yeah, she's cool.
:27:12
I invited her tonight.
:27:15
Well, be careful because
she has a huge crush on you.
:27:18
Really? How do you know?
:27:21
Because she told me.
:27:23
She tells everybody.
It's kind of cute, actually.
:27:25
She's like a little girl. She, like,
writes all over her notebook,
:27:28
"Mrs. Aaron Samuels."
:27:30
And she made this T-shirt that says
"I heart Aaron"
:27:32
and she wears it
under all her clothes.
:27:34
- Oh, come on.
- Well, who can blame her?
:27:37
I mean, you're gorgeous.
:27:40
And OK, look, I'm not saying
she's a stalker,
:27:43
but she saved
this Kleenex you used
:27:45
and she said she's gonna do
some kind of African voodoo with it
:27:49
to make you like her.
:27:51
What?
:27:57
This was it.
:27:58
Regina said she would talk
to Aaron for me, and now she was.
:28:01
I know she's kind of socially retarded
and weird, but she's my friend,
:28:06
so just promise me
you won't make fun of her.
:28:08
Of course I'm not gonna
make fun of her.
:28:11
How could Janis hate Regina?
:28:12
She was such a good...
:28:16
Slut!
:28:23
What are you doing?
You broke up with me.
:28:26
That's crazy. Why would
I break up with you?
:28:29
You're so hot.
:28:38
That's a scary mask, bro.
:28:40
I had never felt this feeling before.
:28:42
I could hear my heartbeat in my ears.
:28:44
My stomach felt like it was
going to fall out my butt.
:28:46
I had this lump in my throat like
after you dry-swallow a big pill.
:28:50
I hated Regina. I hated her!