:29:09
She took him back.
:29:10
Regina took Aaron back.
:29:12
- Oh, no, Cady.
- Why would she do that?
:29:15
Because she's a life-ruiner.
:29:17
She ruins people's lives.
:29:19
When we were 13, she made
people sign this petition
:29:22
- saying that Janis was...
- Damian! Please!
:29:24
Look, she's not gonna get away
with this again, OK?
:29:26
- We're gonna do something.
- We are?
:29:30
Regina George is an evil dictator.
:29:33
Now, how do you overthrow a dictator?
:29:35
You cut off her resources.
:29:38
Regina would be nothing without
her high-status man candy...
:29:42
...technically good physique...
:29:46
...and ignorant band of loyal followers.
:29:50
Now, Cady, if we want this to work,
:29:53
you are gonna have to keep hanging
out with them like nothing is wrong.
:29:56
Can you do it?
:29:58
I can do it.
:29:59
OK, let's rock this bitch.
:30:03
Pretending like nothing was wrong
turned out to be surprisingly easy.
:30:07
Regina wanted me to tell you that she
was trying to hook you up with Aaron,
:30:10
but he was just interested
in getting her back.
:30:12
And that's not Regina's fault.
:30:14
- No, I know.
- OK, so you're not mad at Regina?
:30:16
- God, no.
- Oh, OK, good.
:30:18
Because Regina wanted me
to give you this.
:30:25
It's called
the South Beach Fat Flush,
:30:27
and all you drink is
cranberry juice for 72 hours.
:30:29
This isn't even cranberry juice.
:30:31
It's cranberry juice cocktail.
It's all sugar.
:30:33
- I wanna lose 3 pounds.
- You're crazy.
:30:37
Why do you wear your hair like that?
You hair looks so sexy pushed back.
:30:41
Cady, will you please tell him
his hair looks sexy pushed back.
:30:44
Regina was dangling Aaron
in front of me on purpose.
:30:47
I knew how this would be
settled in the animal world.
:30:59
But this was Girl World.