:43:02
I really wanna lose 3 pounds.
:43:06
Oh, my God,
what are you talking about?
:43:07
You're so skinny.
:43:09
Shut up.
:43:11
The weird thing about
hanging out with Regina
:43:13
was that I could hate her,
and at the same time,
:43:15
I still wanted her to like me.
:43:16
OK. You have really
good eyebrows.
:43:19
- Thanks.
- Move.
:43:21
Same with Gretchen.
The meaner Regina was to her,
:43:24
the more Gretchen
tried to win Regina back.
:43:26
She knew it was better to be
in The Plastics, hating life
:43:29
than to not be in at all.
:43:31
Because being with The Plastics
was like being famous.
:43:34
People looked at you all the time,
:43:36
and everybody
just knew stuff about you.
:43:38
That new girl
moved here from Africa.
:43:40
I saw Cady Heron wearing
Army pants and flip-flops,
:43:43
so I bought Army pants
and flip-flops.
:43:46
That Cady girl is hot.
:43:48
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.
:43:50
I hear Regina George
is dating Aaron Samuels again.
:43:53
The two were seen canoodling
at Chris Eisel's Halloween party.
:43:56
They've been inseparable ever since.
:44:09
I was a woman possessed.
:44:10
I spent about 80 percent
of my time talking about Regina.
:44:13
And the other 20 percent
of the time,
:44:15
I was praying for someone
else to bring her up
:44:17
so I could talk about her more.
:44:19
She's not even that good-looking
if you really look at her.
:44:21
I don't know.
Now that's she's getting fatter,
:44:23
she's got pretty big jugs.
:44:25
I could hear people
getting bored with me.
:44:26
But I couldn't stop. It just kept
coming up like word vomit.
:44:30
I have this theory that if you cut all her
hair off, she'd look like a British man.
:44:34
Yeah, I know.
You told me that one before.
:44:37
Hey, I'm having an art show.
:44:39
So why don't you take
a night off from your double life.
:44:41
- I want you to see it.
- Coolness.
:44:45
What is that smell?
:44:47
Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
:44:49
You smell like a baby prostitute.
:44:51
Thanks.
:44:53
Meanwhile, I was finding any excuse
I could to talk to Aaron.
:44:57
I don't get this.
Do you get any of this?