:50:00
You know what's weird
about your quizzes, Cady,
:50:02
is that all the work is right
and just the answers are wrong.
:50:05
- Really?
- Really.
:50:07
Cady, I know that having a boyfriend
:50:10
may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now,
:50:13
but you don't have to dumb yourself
down to get guys to like you.
:50:15
- How would you know?
- I know,
:50:17
"How would I know", right?
:50:19
I'm divorced.
I'm broke from getting divorced.
:50:23
The only guy that ever calls my house
is Randy from Chase Visa.
:50:26
And you know why?
:50:28
Because I'm a pusher.
I push people.
:50:30
I pushed my husband into law school.
That was a bust.
:50:33
I pushed myself
into working three jobs.
:50:36
And now I'm gonna push you
:50:38
because I know
you're smarter than this.
:50:40
Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
And if there's anything I can do
:50:42
for extra credit, please let me know.
:50:44
Oh, I will.
:50:46
I hate her! I mean, she's totally
failing me on purpose
:50:48
because I didn't join
those stupid Mathletes!
:50:50
She was so queer.
:50:51
She was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."
:50:55
What does that even mean?
:50:56
- Like a drug pusher?
- Probably.
:50:59
She said she works three jobs.
:51:00
You know, I bet she sells drugs
on the side
:51:02
to pay for her pathetic divorce.
:51:04
You let it out, honey.
:51:06
Put it in the book.
:51:12
I know it may look
like I'd become a bitch,
:51:15
but that's only because
I was acting like a bitch.
:51:17
Hey, I called you last night.
How come you didn't call me back?
:51:20
Oh, I got busy. Sorry.
:51:22
So you need a ride to my art show
this weekend?
:51:25
No. I have to go to Madison
with my parents.
:51:28
I'm so sorry.
:51:30
Well, you wanna
watch a movie tonight?
:51:31
Can't. I'm doing major
Plastic sabotage tonight.
:51:35
But we don't have anything
planned for tonight.
:51:37
Oh, I planned this one on my own.
:51:40
Love you. Bye.
:51:44
Gretchen thinks you're mad at her
:51:46
because she's running
for Spring Fling Queen.
:51:47
Oh, my God, I'm not mad at her.
I'm worried about her.
:51:51
I think somebody nominated her
as a joke or something.
:51:53
And when nobody votes for her,
she's gonna have a total meltdown.
:51:56
And who's gonna have
to take care of her? Me.
:51:59
So you don't think
anyone will vote for her?