:59:04
Thanks for getting me
to come out tonight.
:59:06
Yeah, sure, no problem.
:59:07
I wasted too much time
being pissed off at Regina.
:59:10
No more liars.
:59:12
I would never lie to you.
:59:14
I know, I know.
:59:16
Although...
:59:18
OK, listen.
I mean, I did lie to you once,
:59:20
but you're totally gonna laugh
when I tell you, so...
:59:22
Tell me what?
:59:25
I pretended to be bad at math
so that you'd help me.
:59:28
But the thing is,
I'm not really bad at math.
:59:32
I'm actually really good at math.
You're kind of bad at math.
:59:35
Anyways, now I'm failing.
Isn't that funny?
:59:38
Wait. You're failing on purpose?
That's stupid.
:59:40
No. Not on purpose.
Just, you know...
:59:43
I just wanted a reason to talk to you.
:59:45
So why didn't you just talk to me?
:59:47
Well, because I couldn't.
Because of Regina.
:59:49
Because you were her property...
:59:51
- Her property?
- No. Shut up. Not her property...
:59:53
No, don't tell me to shut up.
:59:55
- I wasn't...
- God, you know what?
:59:57
You are just like a clone of Regina.
1:00:00
Oh, no, no, listen to me.
You're not listening to me...
1:00:03
Oh, no. It was coming up again.
Word vomit. No, wait a minute...
1:00:07
- What is this?!
- Actual vomit.
1:00:13
Aaron!
1:00:15
Aaron, wait! Just...
1:00:19
OK. Call me.
1:00:26
- Oh, God.
- You dirty little liar.
1:00:29
I'm sorry. I can explain.
1:00:31
Explain how you forgot
to invite us to your party?
1:00:34
Janis, I cannot stop this car.
I have a curfew.
1:00:35
You know I couldn't invite you.
I had to pretend to be Plastic.
1:00:38
Hey, buddy, you're not
pretending anymore.
1:00:40
You're Plastic.
Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.
1:00:44
Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.
1:00:46
Did you have an awesome time?
1:00:48
Did you drink awesome shooters
and listen to awesome music,
1:00:51
and then just sit around and soak up
each other's awesomeness?
1:00:54
You're the one who made me like this
1:00:56
so you could use me
for your eighth-grade revenge.
1:00:58
God! See, at least me and
Regina George know we're mean.