1:15:03
So I have this friend
who is a new student this year.
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And I convinced her that it would be
fun to mess up Regina George's life.
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So I had her pretend
to be friends with Regina,
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and then she would come
to my house after
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and we would just laugh about
all the dumb stuff Regina said.
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And we gave her
these candy bar things
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that would make her gain weight,
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and we turned her best friends
against her.
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And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
You know my friend Cady.
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She made out
with Regina's boyfriend
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and then convinced him
to break up with her.
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Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream
instead of face wash.
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God! I am so sorry, Regina.
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Really, I don't know why I did it.
1:15:41
I guess it's probably because
I've got a big lesbian crush on you.
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Suck on that!
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Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!
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Regina!
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Regina, wait! I didn't mean
for that to happen.
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To find out that everyone hates me?
I don't care.
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Regina, please! Regina, stop!
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No! Do you know
what everyone says about you?
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They say that you're
a home-schooled jungle freak,
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who's a less-hot version of me.
1:16:17
Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.
1:16:20
You can take that fake apology
and shove it right up your hairy...
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And that's how Regina George died.
1:16:29
No, I'm totally kidding.
But she did get hurt.
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Some girls say they saw her head
go all the way around.
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But that's just a rumor.
Some people swear they saw me
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push her in front of the bus.
That was an even worse rumor.
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- Everybody done?
- No. Mom, I didn't do it.
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I don't know what to believe anymore.
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Mom, believe me.
I'm your daughter.
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Why are my tribal vases
under the sink?
1:16:56
My tribal vases.
Why were they under the sink?