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Bab-el-Wad, forever
remember our names

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Convoys broke through
on their way to the city...

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Anyway, he pays her,
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She comes over and undresses him,
he does her and comes,

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she gets dressed,
so he says to her: Just a minute,

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this was a regular fuck,
what was Spanish about it?

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So she says:
You're right, I forgot.

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Ole!
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Hey, you morons,
you don't get jokes.

:40:34
No, that was funny.
Great joke.

:40:37
Here's another. The same rabbit
walks in the forest.

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Wait, wait a minute.
Enough of your rabbit.

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Maybe the girls have a joke.
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Give them a chance.
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Go on, relax a bit.
Got a joke? Tell us.

:40:48
I'll laugh for sure.
Here, I'm already laughing.

:40:52
Okay, I have a joke.
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I don't believe it.
- Not very funny, but never mind.

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A guy decides to give his wife
a jacuzzi for her birthday.

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She's happy, gives him a kiss.
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They both undress
and get into the jacuzzi,

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splash around in the water.
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Suddenly the doorbell rings.
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So the wife gets out,
puts on her robe

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and goes to see who it is.
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When she opens the door it's
the upstairs neighbor, Mr. Cohen.

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He looks at her with her robe
half open and says:

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I didn't know you were so pretty.
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I'll give you 100 dollars if you
open your robe more at the neck.

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Just a little.
Half an inch.

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So she opens her robe a little
at the neck,

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Mr. Cohen looks and gives her
100 dollars.

:41:44
Wow, this is
such a stupid joke...

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Why? - Go on. You can't stop in
the middle of a joke. It's the rule.

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Okay.
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So Mr. Cohen looks at her legs
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and says: If you open the robe
a little on the bottom,


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