Meet the Fockers
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:07:01
- Nice to see you, Grandpa.
- Yeah.

:07:05
My goodness. How did my nephew
get so big? Look at you.

:07:08
- You look just like your mommy.
- He does, doesn't he?

:07:11
Hey, this is Greg.
Remember we talked about him?

:07:22
Sorry, Greg.
The card only comes in one gender.

:07:25
Yeah, no, that's all right.
:07:28
He's taking you in.
:07:30
He has a very keen sense
for people, Greg.

:07:34
A chip off the old block, huh?
:07:36
Might have another CIA man
on our hands.

:07:38
I'd be discreet about my profession
if I were you.

:07:41
As far as your parents are concerned,
I'm a horticulturalist.

:07:44
Are Deb and Bob house-sitting
while we're in Florida?

:07:47
No, they're in Thailand,
:07:49
visiting the clinic
they opened on their honeymoon.

:07:51
What is all this stuff, anyway?
:07:54
After Denny was sent away
to military school,

:07:56
your father turned this into
a learning laboratory for you-know-who.

:08:00
Can't you talk yet,
Mr Munchkin Head, you little...

:08:08
Greg, Greg, don't infantilise him.
Talk to him like an adult.

:08:12
Muskrat.
:08:14
- Muskrat, Jack.
- Right.

:08:16
Try to understand, he's a little person.
:08:19
His communication skills aren't verbal
yet, but he understands. Observe.

:08:24
LJ, are you hungry?
:08:32
Look at that.
:08:34
"I would like to eat more, please."
:08:39
"I'd like a nap, and then later
I'll enjoy a nice poop."

:08:48
I've heard about
this baby signing stuff.

:08:50
This is, like, cutting edge.
Like... yeah.

:08:53
At his age, Greg,
his mind is like a sponge.

:08:55
But when he reaches your age,
:08:57
his mind will be less capable
of absorbing information.


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