Meet the Fockers
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I'm the one that gets the fumes.
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- I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
- So make a...

:14:11
Hey, there.
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No hard feelings, all right?
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Friends?
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What's that?
What are you saying?

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Wait a minute. What does this mean?
I know what this means.

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Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Poop.
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You gotta poop? OK. Good.
Thank you for warning me.

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Everybody poops. Sometimes it hurts.
It's OK. Just let it...

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Let it come out.
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- What did you do?
- Nothing. I think he has to poop.

:14:37
That's not the sign for poop.
It's the sign for milk.

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- This is the poop sign.
- What's the sign for sour milk?

:14:43
This tastes a little funky.
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Because that's from
Debbie's left breast.

:14:53
She pumped for a week
to give us enough for the trip.

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- OK, snack pack for Little Jack.
- What are you doing there?

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During the breast-feeding stage, Greg,
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infants can get confused
when separated from their mothers.

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So I invented something to ease
LJ's anxiety during chow time.

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I call it the Manary Gland.
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I had it made from an exact cast
of Debbie's left bosom.

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Oh, yeah. OK.
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It's been so effective,
I'm thinking of getting it patented.

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- Would you like to touch it?
- I wouldn't.

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- Feel how soft it is.
- I can see how soft it is from here.

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- No, feel it, Greg.
- It looks... Yeah.

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Just feel the breast, Greg.
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- Just...
- Watch the nipple. Just around here.

:15:42
The nipple is his.
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Oh, yeah.
It's got a great, lifelike kinda...

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Or what I would imagine
Debbie's breast might feel like.

:15:54
Not that I would know.

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