Meet the Fockers
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Right? At least you have
the libido of a teenager.

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- I gave her a little matinee today.
- Don't you dare. Stop it.

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How about a double feature?
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Come on.
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The lagoon.
Why don't we show them the lagoon?

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- The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
- Jack, come on, come on.

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We'll get drunk.
We'll take a piss in the lagoon.

:29:21
Roz, take them outside
and show them around.

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I'll make the drinks.
:29:32
Oh, God.
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- Hey, Dad.
- It's going good, right?

:29:38
You gotta take down that weird shrine.
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I'm very proud of you.
What's wrong with showing it?

:29:43
It's ridiculous.
Most people aren't proud of sixth place.

:29:46
Since when do you care
about most people?

:29:49
I don't. But Jack is really into
winning and competition and sports.

:29:53
- It's a whole other thing with him.
- You're a winner up here and in here.

:29:58
That's all that matters.
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OK. Thank you. I don't know
what that means, but thank you.

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To solve that problem
I created a lifelike latex left breast

:30:08
moulded from his mother's
left breast,

:30:10
so this way LJ will avoid
any nipple confusion.

:30:13
You're avoiding confusion
by strapping a boob on a man?

:30:17
Believe it or not,
it is less confusing

:30:19
because of the texture
of the breast itself.

:30:24
I guess it's very creative.
It's very creative.

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A little birdie told me
:30:32
that one of our guests here
is a Tom Collins man.

:30:37
For pity's sake.
Isn't that nice, Jack?

:30:40
That is nice. Thank you.
:30:42
Don't drink.
I wanna make a toast.

:30:47
Now. I had a vasectomy in 1974.
:30:50
- '73, honey.
- You're right. '73.

:30:52
So I never had a chance
to procreate a daughter.

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But had I been able to,
I really would have wanted

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a girl as sensitive
and as intelligent


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