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- I can't win with this kid.
- Honey, it's OK.

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- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

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So...
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- How far along is Pam?
- What?

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Come on,
I knew it the minute I saw her.

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Her boobs are bigger, she's hormonal,
no wine at dinner, no football.

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She just found out yesterday.
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Honey.
My bubeleh's gonna have a baby.

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My bubeleh's gonna be a father.
Oh, my God.

:54:26
Tell me. Talk to me.
This is so exciting.

:54:29
What?
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- You didn't tell Dad?
- Not yet. He's gonna plotz.

:54:33
- You can't tell him.
- Why not?

:54:35
Because he can't keep a secret.
Do you think Jack knows?

:54:38
That guy is in such denial,
he thinks his daughter's still a virgin.

:54:42
Pam doesn't want to tell him
till after the wedding.

:54:45
- That is ridiculous.
- It isn't.

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- You don't know him.
- Fine. My lips are sealed.

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I am so excited and thrilled for you.
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I'm so happy for you two.
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- Did you plan this?
- No, it just sorta happened.

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- How did it happen?
- How?

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It just happened.
You know how it happens.

:55:04
I mean, I'm not gonna go into details.
:55:06
- But, honey, I love details.
- Sorry.

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All right. OK.
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You know, honey,
many unplanned pregnancies happen

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because the man
is such a sexual dynamo

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and the woman craves his sperm
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on an unconscious
but very powerful level.

:55:22
I'm not comfortable
having this conversation.

:55:25
- No?
- I've said that since I was 11.

:55:28
- All right. Love you.
- Love you, too.

:55:33
Jack, what say you and me
go into town?

:55:35
- I got a guy who can fix your RV.
- I'm in far too much physical agony.

:55:39
I'm sorry. But it'll be good for you
to get out and about.

:55:43
Perfect. I can take the girls
shopping in Coconut Grove.

:55:47
Little Jack is on
a specific napping schedule.

:55:49
- I'd better stay here.
- No. Go.

:55:52
Greg can watch him.
He has wonderful parental instincts.

:55:56
Greg deals with little kids
in the E.R. All the time.

:55:59
They don't call me
Barry Poppins for nothing.


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