:10:01
Look what happened to him.
You couldn't follow simple instructions?
:10:05
He was screaming so I gave him
a little attention, OK?
:10:08
These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.
:10:11
Don't exaggerate.
:10:13
The child is adorable,
but he's not Little Buddha.
:10:15
What are you saying?
:10:17
I've seen that kid eat at least
15 boogers since he's been here.
:10:20
I've got news for you.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
:10:24
And prodigies don't come in tenth place.
:10:27
OK, Dad, that's my fiancé.
:10:28
I have never seen people
celebrate such mediocrity.
:10:31
Why? Because we love our son?
We hug our son?
:10:35
The truth is, you are so concerned
about that Little Jack
:10:38
but I think it's the Little Jack in you
who's crying out for a hug.
:10:43
The Little Jack in me?
:10:47
You have issues. You run around with
a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
:10:51
- Were you breast-fed?
- Mom, stop.
:10:54
- Key question.
- I guess not.
:10:55
Spare the drugstore psychology.
:10:57
- It all comes down to that.
- Everybody, all right, just...
:11:01
Everybody just stop. OK?
:11:04
Jack, yes, Little Jack wouldn't
stop crying so I gave him some hugs
:11:08
and I let him watch TV.
:11:10
I answered the phone,
I came back in,
:11:12
he'd let himself out of the playpen,
put on Scarface
:11:15
and glued his hands
to the rum bottle. OK?
:11:20
- That's it.
- Oh. That's it.
:11:22
Greg just said that's it,
so I feel better. That's it.
:11:27
OK, let it go.
He's fine, Greg. He's asleep.
:11:34
He spoke.
:11:35
Ass... hole.
:11:38
- What?
- I dunno. Come on.
:11:40
Did he say what I thought he said?
:11:44
Little Jack, what did you just say?
:11:46
Ass... hole.
:11:52
His first word?
:11:58
It just slipped out of my mouth. He...