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:06:03
The house of Byrnes.
:06:06
A lot of good memories here.
:06:09
Mom? Dad?
:06:12
I am watching you.
:06:17
Almost.
:06:19
But you have to do it
with two fingers,

:06:21
one on each eye, like this.
:06:23
I am watching you.
:06:26
We'll get back to that later.
Guess who's here?

:06:29
It's Professor Einstein.
:06:32
Hi, Little Jack.
You are a genius.

:06:35
I see a Nobel Prize in your future.
Yes, I do.

:06:38
Study break, boys.
Company's here.

:06:41
- Pamcake.
- Flapjack.

:06:45
Short stack,
short stack, coming up.

:06:48
Put some syrup in the cup.
:06:55
That's how it goes, right?
:06:57
That's OK, Greg.
:06:59
- Nice to see you.
- Yes.

:07:01
- Nice to see you, Grandpa.
- Yeah.

:07:05
My goodness. How did my nephew
get so big? Look at you.

:07:08
- You look just like your mommy.
- He does, doesn't he?

:07:11
Hey, this is Greg.
Remember we talked about him?

:07:22
Sorry, Greg.
The card only comes in one gender.

:07:25
Yeah, no, that's all right.
:07:28
He's taking you in.
:07:30
He has a very keen sense
for people, Greg.

:07:34
A chip off the old block, huh?
:07:36
Might have another CIA man
on our hands.

:07:38
I'd be discreet about my profession
if I were you.

:07:41
As far as your parents are concerned,
I'm a horticulturalist.

:07:44
Are Deb and Bob house-sitting
while we're in Florida?

:07:47
No, they're in Thailand,
:07:49
visiting the clinic
they opened on their honeymoon.

:07:51
What is all this stuff, anyway?
:07:54
After Denny was sent away
to military school,

:07:56
your father turned this into
a learning laboratory for you-know-who.


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