Meet the Fockers
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:19:01
Now, I've never met your parents,
so I won't jump to hasty conclusions.

:19:06
But like studying a frozen caveman,
if I see where you came from,

:19:09
I'll have a better idea
of where you're going.

:19:12
OK. Are you thinking,
maybe my parents

:19:15
might be a chink in the chain?
:19:18
A doctor and a lawyer.
What's there to worry about?

:19:46
It seems very nice.
:19:54
Is that your father?
:19:59
That is my father.
:20:10
Gaylord.
What the heck is that contraption?

:20:13
- I thought you were flying in tonight.
- I left you a message.

:20:16
- I didn't get a message.
- I left five messages.

:20:19
Will you get over here
and plant one on me?

:20:22
I've been waiting so long
to see my best buddy.

:20:25
- Good to see you.
- Come here. Come here.

:20:28
- I missed your smell.
- All right.

:20:30
Is this not the most handsome
young man you've ever seen?

:20:33
I used to call him
a young Jewish Marlon Brando.

:20:39
Can you believe I conceived him
with one testicle?

:20:41
No, really. It's true.
:20:44
I only have one
because the other one never dropped.

:20:47
It's not uncommon.
But look at him.

:20:50
Imagine what he would have
looked like if I had two.

:20:57
That's a good icebreaker.
:20:59
There's the sexiest
second-grade teacher I've ever seen.


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