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Good.
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And the fondue. It's going over.
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Gay, you're just in time
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to hear me tell
how you lost your virginity to Isabel.

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He was 19. A late bloomer.
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You slept with Isabel?
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We were relieved.
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- Why would you bring that up?
- What? It was 15 years ago.

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Your father thought it would be fun
to share stories about our first time.

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- Really? That sounds like fun.
- It's fine.

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Tell how you poppity-popped
your cherry.

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I don't feel comfortable
discussing that with you.

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Let's get back
to talking about the wedding.

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- Yeah.
- Thank you.

:41:44
What... Didn't you just take
Little Jack back to the room?

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I'm monitoring him from
a microphone planted in his crib.

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Baby monitors, hidden cameras.
Whatever happened to privacy?

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Surveillance technology
protects the freedoms

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we Americans take advantage of today.
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He's right. It has been good.
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Son, that is bullcrap
in a chef's salad.

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Jack, tell me one smart thing
the CLIA has done,

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I will give you the deed
to her house.

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The CLIA?
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The Central Lack
of Intelligence Agency.

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That baby might need a pull
on that knocker of yours, Jack.

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It's OK.
We're Ferberizing him.

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- What?
- The Ferber method.

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You let him cry it out
so he doesn't depend on coddling.

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And yet, the Continuum Concept
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shows that a baby benefits more
from constant physical contact.

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- We use the Ferber method.
- We used the Focker method.

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We hugged and kissed our little prince
like there was no tomorrow.

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We Fockerised him.
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That's right.
Greggy slept in our bed till he was ten.


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