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:45:01
Can we just let it go, please?
:45:03
We've both got enough stuff
to deal with this weekend.

:45:10
- Oh. Hi, Jack.
- Hello, Greg.

:45:13
- Funny dinner, huh?
- How do you mean?

:45:16
You're studying my family
like the frozen caveman.

:45:19
So I just don't want you
to be worried, OK?

:45:21
They're a little quirky
but they're really well-intentioned.

:45:25
- I think they were just nervous.
- Greg.

:45:28
Tomorrow will be better.
:45:30
Sorry, ma'am.
I thought you ordered room service.

:45:33
Are you sure you don't want any
whipped cream with your sundae?

:45:37
- Bern, stop it.
- Who's Bern?

:45:39
- I'm Chad the bellhop.
- Oh, no. We did that last week.

:45:42
Be Sam the carpet-cleaning man.
:45:44
Why would a carpet cleaner
have whipped cream?

:45:47
Lmprovise, honey.
:45:48
Evening, Miss,
I'm here to clean your carpet.

:45:52
Do you mind if I put some foam
down on your rug?

:45:55
I don't mind at all.
:45:56
- Good night, Greg.
- Sleep well.

:45:58
How long have you worked at this hotel?
:46:01
It's time to put some snow
on your mountains.

:46:04
Get some whipped cream
on those Tetons.

:46:08
- Guys.
- Come back in the morning.

:46:10
Gay, see the cowboy hat on the door?
:46:13
Hat is off the door.
No cowboy hat this weekend.

:46:15
I'm coming in,
so stop doing what you're doing.

:46:18
Look, I was talking to... Oh, no.
:46:21
You know what
that cowboy hat means.

:46:24
- Please help me out here.
- What? We're just being ourselves.

:46:28
- Mom, please...
- He's saying not to be.

:46:30
Be yourselves,
but be yourselves in a way

:46:32
that's a little less
than being your full selves.

:46:35
I don't understand this.
Why are you so afraid of Jack?

:46:38
You've kissed his ass
since you got here.

:46:40
I'm not afraid. That's not true.
:46:42
- It is.
- You went duck hunting with him.

:46:45
Our people don't shoot ducks.
:46:47
Just make Jack
feel more comfortable.

:46:49
You don't want us to be ourselves.
:46:51
I don't want you to break his RV
and say I had sex with Isabel

:46:54
and play weird sex games
that everybody can hear. Mom.

:46:58
If you ask me, It wouldn't be so bad
if your future in-laws heard this.


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