1:47:01
Grandpa Jack is full of...
1:47:08
There he is. Little man Jack.
1:47:11
How you doing?
1:47:13
Can I interest you
in a little wodka?
1:47:15
Just kidding.
1:47:17
I'm officially your uncle now
1:47:19
so I was thinking I should
give you some uncle-y advice.
1:47:23
Hints for surviving in this family.
1:47:25
You gotta learn to keep secrets
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.
1:47:28
He was upset when
you got out of the playpen.
1:47:31
We'd never tell him that instead of
watching you, I was out by the lagoon,
1:47:35
smoking a little reefer.
1:47:39
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.
1:47:43
There's no little Focker
on the way.
1:47:45
The whole thing was made up
so Jack would let us get married.
1:47:48
You got to do what you gotta do, right?
1:47:51
That's cute.
It's like an alligator tchotchke thing.
1:47:55
What's that in its mouth?
It's got a camera.
1:48:00
Busted.
1:48:03
Hi, Jack.
I knew you were there all along.
1:48:06
I was just
doing a little show for you.
1:48:08
You know I don't smoke pot, or anything.
And Pam is pregnant.
1:48:12
You should have seen
the look on your face.
1:48:14
- So good.
- Ass... hole.
1:48:19
Look at me, Jack. What am I?
1:48:25
I'm a frozen caveman.
1:48:27
Study me, Jack.
1:48:28
Learn how strange
the Focker genetic code is.
1:48:32
We are weird mutants
who hug and kiss.
1:48:34
We show emotion.
1:48:36
Jack must learn from us and chip away
with his hammer of truth.
1:48:40
Focker.